Blog History

Cmnt 1/4/2007 10:15 AM EST SWEETY Now that was sweet, it lookes like my last date. Cmnt 9/26/2006 9:22 PM EST G. Lamar Wilkie "Geeeezzzz... I can't BELIEVE she dumped me for that guy with the Tilt-A-Whirl!"... (full) Cmnt 9/26/2006 1:01 PM EST Sherri, Happily Married How did they get that many people on a scooter?lol... :o}God bless you.Sherri, H... (full) Cmnt 5/7/2006 11:40 AM EST The Original Copy "Look-A-Dar...Ain't She Pruddy" Bev Bishop Cmnt 5/7/2006 11:39 AM EST The Original Copy "You being this close to me really makes me ill." Bev Bishop Cmnt 5/7/2006 11:35 AM EST The Original Copy "I told you not to remove the top in the middle of winter. Now I am freezing and... (full) Cmnt 5/6/2006 9:51 AM EST zwebusa "I'm taking Chineese and Advance Calc to get ready for Kindergarden, But I wonde... (full) Cmnt 4/29/2006 5:51 AM EST Mandala I think it’s past time for some new ones!!! Don’t cha think?!!It would be a grea... (full) Cmnt 3/13/2006 7:59 AM EST The River Rat this is sooooo cute. wonder what they are saying to each other???? Cmnt 3/8/2006 11:14 PM EST Lee Mom never said anything about lockdown. Seems like everytime I sit down they rai... (full) Cmnt 2/13/2006 7:21 PM EST BlackNapalm Man, I told mom chicks wouldn't dig me with this dorky hair cut! Cmnt 2/11/2006 9:54 AM EST Tricky Terri I told Mom that I had to go the potty and now my pants are all wet and smelly!! ... (full) Cmnt 1/7/2006 11:27 PM EST gjwlegs Hey !! whats going on here. I laid down for a nap and woke up to this. Cmnt 1/7/2006 3:28 PM EST sharingcher My lip smells funny [[EMOTICON:SAD3]] Cmnt 1/3/2006 3:49 PM EST Citizen I'm definitely not in the mood Cmnt 12/29/2005 9:17 AM EST Donuts Are My Life Whoa who knew Janet Reno was that hot naked? Cmnt 12/29/2005 9:11 AM EST Dariana "hmmm, it was easy getting in this thing, but how the heck am I gonna get back o... (full) Cmnt 12/28/2005 2:12 PM EST The Valkyrie Thanks, Pioneer! [[EMOTICON:BUBBLE1]] Post 12/27/2005 3:13 PM EST Pioneer "Frowning Child..." (view) Cmnt 12/25/2005 12:47 PM EST Jim151 " If this thing goes around just one more time, I'm going to puke!" Cmnt 12/25/2005 12:41 PM EST Magic "uh oh, ride just started, and i just shart my pants" Cmnt 12/25/2005 1:01 AM EST Renae My mom keeps promising me that next time i'll get to drive... and yet again i'm ... (full) Cmnt 12/25/2005 12:47 AM EST nhbneil If this bar was just a Quiznos Sub.... mmm mmm mmm... Toasty Cmnt 12/25/2005 12:36 AM EST nhbneil I swear that I can touch my lower lip to my nose, its just that my upper lip som... (full) Cmnt 12/22/2005 11:15 AM EST pissedoffoldfart you're not CO'OPERATING Cmnt 12/22/2005 11:07 AM EST SqWheel Nope! It's not my upper lip. Cmnt 12/22/2005 10:54 AM EST madison marina FUTURE ASS KISSER...PUCKER UP AND SAY "YES SIR" Cmnt 12/21/2005 11:08 PM EST Blackstone This is the way it feels to win one of the funny captions(over a month ago) and ... (full) Cmnt 12/21/2005 11:13 AM EST jfk Audience - check!Trumpet face - check!Trumpet ...... oh crap....where's the trum... (full) Cmnt 12/21/2005 6:57 AM EST Happy_Me Hmmm havin' big fun now [[EMOTICON:ANNOYED1]] Cmnt 12/21/2005 5:42 AM EST Rosie Actually, isn't that what all boys look like when they let one loose, either on ... (full) Cmnt 12/21/2005 5:36 AM EST Rosie The chicks love burnt rubber. I'm the man... Cmnt 12/21/2005 12:53 AM EST Mr President "Poop again..." Cmnt 12/21/2005 12:44 AM EST Blackstone Quick, one last kiss before we go! Cmnt 12/20/2005 11:44 PM EST Gizmojones "Hmmm . . .I really should look into the whole potty-training idea." Cmnt 12/19/2005 4:57 AM EST SrWilliam I't don't get no better than "this"! Cmnt 12/16/2005 6:45 PM EST NV Lobbyist I shoulda had a V8 Cmnt 12/16/2005 12:37 AM EST Spiffyqueen I shoulda known that milk and spinning rides don't mix! Cmnt 12/16/2005 12:36 AM EST Spiffyqueen This seat smells like puke! Cmnt 12/15/2005 6:35 PM EST NV Lobbyist rides almost over, hold it, hold it... Cmnt 12/15/2005 3:11 PM EST The Valkyrie "Hmmmm....intense color, slightly fruity bouquet, faint aftertaste of fresh pain... (full) Cmnt 12/15/2005 2:54 PM EST C. Forest Fortreas What's this bar for! Cmnt 12/12/2005 8:11 PM EST NV Lobbyist Are you going to continue doing this? It looks like fun. Cmnt 12/9/2005 11:01 AM EST jtaylor1900 LOL-Good stuff. Cmnt 12/9/2005 11:00 AM EST Blackstone I know you have been busy. I like the Emoticons. Makes me wonder about using the... (full) Cmnt 12/3/2005 12:48 PM EST Mr President "Okay, you're right...I am just like the rest of them!" Cmnt 11/30/2005 2:25 AM EST Mr President You said this was a nude beach. Post 11/24/2005 11:51 AM EST Pioneer "Penguins..." (view) Cmnt 11/23/2005 1:29 PM EST Mr President "Don't yell at us...the invitation said 'Black tie optional.'" Cmnt 11/23/2005 1:11 PM EST Mr President "...and I'm telling you ice does melt, turn off the heater!" Cmnt 11/22/2005 6:51 AM EST Tammy I feel like a human at a wedding, don't you? Cmnt 11/21/2005 9:15 AM EST madison marina "So you see, I have always been a snappy dresser...." " Hey Bob, long time no se... (full) Cmnt 11/21/2005 6:11 AM EST Sharron Penguin Marriage Counselor-Seriously rethinking the group-outing!Sharron Cmnt 11/21/2005 5:59 AM EST Sharron I WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS FAMILY AND I SAY THE BOYS CAN PLAY UP THERE!Sharron Cmnt 11/21/2005 4:41 AM EST Mary "Am too." "Am not." "Am too." "Am not." Cmnt 11/20/2005 11:38 PM EST tarilastank I Think these two bird brains are going to feather it out. Cmnt 11/19/2005 8:41 PM EST nhbneil This is so much nicer now that all that slippery ice has melted. This global war... (full) Cmnt 11/19/2005 8:28 PM EST nhbneil I'm telling you there really was ice here last week, but it is gone now. This gl... (full) Cmnt 11/19/2005 8:13 PM EST Stuart "Hey! Ya know what, Fishbreath?""What, Tennessee?"That Morgan Freeman's an okay ... (full) Cmnt 11/19/2005 1:36 AM EST Stealtharachnid Danny Devito, You're not. Cmnt 11/19/2005 1:27 AM EST Stealtharachnid Yea Penny, I heard. Bird flu is in Vietnam. Well, Those little peepers will neve... (full) Cmnt 11/18/2005 5:43 PM EST A. M. S. "Just who do you think you are? Trying to out-dress me *and* eat all my food?" Cmnt 11/18/2005 12:42 PM EST C. Forest Fortreas ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE. IT IS YOUR TURN TO SCRUB THE STONES! Cmnt 11/17/2005 11:10 PM EST rosemarygracelea "you forgot to fold the clothes." "we dont have enough fish and chips!" Cmnt 11/17/2005 8:05 PM EST Trivia Dad "I left my tux at the cleaners!!" Cmnt 11/17/2005 8:05 PM EST Trivia Dad "I left my tux at the cleaners!!" Cmnt 11/17/2005 7:36 PM EST Poolshark I'm afraid those tonsils will have to come out. Cmnt 11/17/2005 7:30 PM EST Poolshark OK, Say Ahhh. Cmnt 11/17/2005 1:47 PM EST Taz Michael G Dearest Mr. Gates,Hope you had a grand time at this year's technologies fair in ... (full) Cmnt 11/17/2005 1:30 PM EST FreeSpirit Hey! Did he just say speed date? No way man! I came here for the free bait...for... (full) Cmnt 11/17/2005 12:21 AM EST Stuart "Hey, fish-breath!""What, Tennessee?""Have you seen Chumley, or Mr. Whoopie toda... (full) Cmnt 11/16/2005 11:37 PM EST FreeSpirit I'm telling ya this "Speed Dating on Ice" thing is going to give the Ice Capades... (full) Cmnt 11/16/2005 9:08 PM EST SqWheel I've told you!! We're not going to the dance; I've absolutely nothing to wear. Cmnt 11/16/2005 9:05 PM EST SqWheel WOW! Look at the size of his feet! Cmnt 11/16/2005 7:36 PM EST Spiffyqueen "I told you we should have coordinated outfits!" -Spiffyqueen Cmnt 11/16/2005 7:28 PM EST Blackstone This whole "going north for the winter" seemed fishy to me. Cmnt 11/16/2005 7:25 PM EST Blackstone See, I told you the Emperor had no clothes. Cmnt 11/15/2005 6:54 PM EST Mtnclimbers "I told you not to bring your friends home for dinner unless you call me first".... (full) Cmnt 11/15/2005 12:31 PM EST The Vessel The problem with penguin ballet:"Which one's supposed to be the Sugar Plum Fairy... (full) Cmnt 11/15/2005 11:59 AM EST The Vessel It wasn't until after graduating dental school, that Wobbles realized the sad ir... (full) Cmnt 11/15/2005 10:47 AM EST CiaMarie Hey, you snooze you lose Brother- Thats my chick now. Cmnt 11/14/2005 3:29 AM EST MindPower Chatting nerd 1 types into instant message box:My best friend and I are almost a... (full) Cmnt 11/1/2005 8:59 AM EST Lady Louise How do you get pictures onto your blog, I tried to copy and paste a picture into... (full) Post 10/18/2005 1:15 PM EST Pioneer "Guys Using a Laptop" (view) Cmnt 10/17/2005 8:04 PM EST gloriabe40 Hey !! I thought you were the one with the plan... Cmnt 10/16/2005 4:33 PM EST Hamish 1# 'So you see there's this picture of two nerds using a laptop and we have to t... (full) Cmnt 10/15/2005 6:29 PM EST lalepop Check 'em dude! Did ya ever see any that big?.... I told ya! Cmnt 10/15/2005 6:15 PM EST Mr President "...then you type 'Format C:' and then 'enter' and...oh." Cmnt 10/14/2005 7:09 AM EST Lady Louise Nerd # 1: Hey how the hell do you turn this thing on?Nerd # 2: I don't know what... (full) Cmnt 10/12/2005 12:02 PM EST Rebecca Where IS that darn Carmen SanDiego? Cmnt 10/11/2005 10:45 PM EST PolarB Guy#1- Dude- Check this out- Do you think those are real? (looking at Big Bosso... (full) Cmnt 10/11/2005 11:28 AM EST Make_Yourself Nerd #1: "I'm at the last level...I just need to beat the killer scorpion! I've ... (full) Cmnt 10/11/2005 11:24 AM EST Make_Yourself Nerd #1: "Look, I just finished the web-site for my Artwork Showcase Store!"Nerd... (full) Cmnt 10/11/2005 11:16 AM EST Make_Yourself Nerd #1: "This is awesome! I've been chatting with this babe for over an hour an... (full) Cmnt 10/5/2005 7:37 AM EST lifeloving gal right!.......................please!just read my blog also an send a comment! Post 10/3/2005 12:39 PM EST Pioneer "Friends on a Scooter" (view) Cmnt 10/3/2005 10:46 AM EST At home with Jill I remember when it used to be just the two of us! Cmnt 10/2/2005 10:52 PM EST Galletas Para Vida American Idol auditions, ... (full) Cmnt 10/1/2005 11:39 PM EST gloriabe40 Hey where do these humans think I am taking them.We could walk to the park faste... (full) Cmnt 10/1/2005 11:27 PM EST Nancelia I think Bob fell off four blocks back! Cmnt 10/1/2005 2:41 PM EST Icemelts I will not get out and push! Cmnt 10/1/2005 2:40 PM EST Icemelts Where's Charleston Heston when you need him? Cmnt 10/1/2005 2:34 PM EST Icemelts Ok, so we're out of New Orleans...now where? Cmnt 9/30/2005 6:39 PM EST FreeSpirit This explains why public transportation is so cheap, and why pooper scoopers are... (full) Cmnt 9/30/2005 2:39 PM EST I've Been Tamed Commercial Idea: Life life to the fullest with Celebrex! Cmnt 9/30/2005 1:55 PM EST Galletas Para Vida "See, I told you this Bac... (full) Cmnt 9/30/2005 11:48 AM EST Mr. Furious no more hitchhikers, PLEASE!!!! Cmnt 9/30/2005 5:37 AM EST nutan A train dreven by scooter Cmnt 9/29/2005 8:20 PM EST Therese From Brooklyn And they say Dogs are Dum! Cmnt 9/29/2005 7:59 PM EST FreeSpirit This is the best "Conga Line" I've ever been on... These bikers really know how ... (full) Cmnt 9/29/2005 4:46 PM EST John21 Oh man, why did you have to eat the chili?? Cmnt 9/29/2005 4:37 PM EST Kinger I just went pee! Cmnt 9/29/2005 3:32 PM EST paulp He's just give the dog a bone ;o) Cmnt 9/28/2005 3:41 PM EST Pioneer Doh! I think I left the oven on! Cmnt 9/28/2005 10:18 AM EST seanboy Who's driving, The Dog? Cmnt 9/28/2005 10:13 AM EST Mr President "When you guys said carpool, I naturally thought you had a car." Post 9/28/2005 7:48 AM EST Pioneer "Monkey's Driving a Circus Car" (view) Cmnt 9/28/2005 2:31 AM EST TerribleTed WHEN DID I EVER TELL YOU WHERE TO GO? Cmnt 9/28/2005 2:29 AM EST TerribleTed WHEN DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT TO DO? Cmnt 9/28/2005 2:03 AM EST ThePrairiePrankster This evolution thing just ain't what its cracked up to be. Cmnt 9/28/2005 1:31 AM EST ThePrairiePrankster This evolution thing just ain't what it cracked up to be. Cmnt 9/28/2005 1:21 AM EST J.M.. "..but honey, think of the gas mileage." Cmnt 9/28/2005 1:16 AM EST J.M.. The unreleased sequal...Son of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Cmnt 9/28/2005 1:13 AM EST J.M.. Now "Brownie", were turning on to Bourbon Street. Cmnt 9/28/2005 12:54 AM EST TerribleTed YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME Cmnt 9/27/2005 5:55 PM EST MluhyaUprooted "Calm down. Not all drive through attendants are that speciest." Cmnt 9/27/2005 5:51 PM EST MluhyaUprooted "Take the exit, I said, take the exit. Does he take the exit? No! Now where are ... (full) Cmnt 9/27/2005 4:21 PM EST I've Been Tamed "Honey, it sure is cold! Can you put up the top?" Cmnt 9/27/2005 12:00 PM EST seanboy I told you not to get the convertable Cmnt 9/27/2005 8:27 AM EST Dream Mommy If we're going to your mothers again I am NOT getting out of this car Cmnt 9/27/2005 8:26 AM EST Dream Mommy Damn Women Drivers... Cmnt 9/27/2005 3:20 AM EST Spiffyqueen "I told you to bring a jacket." Cmnt 9/26/2005 9:15 PM EST theDarkside "I'll get us out. Just keep quiet and look human. Let me do the talking." Cmnt 9/26/2005 10:56 AM EST Mr President "They said they'd be in a yellow flowered Volkswagen with 30 other clowns. Do yo... (full) Cmnt 9/26/2005 10:51 AM EST Mr President "I told you to go before we left..." Cmnt 9/26/2005 10:41 AM EST Lady Louise "Are we there yet?" Cmnt 9/26/2005 9:43 AM EST Mr. Music It makes for one hell of a picnic when we get to blast our devil music while we ... (full) Cmnt 9/26/2005 8:04 AM EST DeBunkem "A chimp is in the Whitehouse, what we gonna do?""Let us pay a visit to the Huma... (full) Cmnt 9/26/2005 1:48 AM EST Depressed "I hate carpooling!" Cmnt 9/25/2005 12:41 PM EST E.M. Diesel "I know you just had surgery Mr Cheney, I'm taking it as easy as I can!" Cmnt 9/25/2005 11:53 AM EST Mr President "Time to change the rate on that adjustable mortgage, Mr. Homeowner!" Cmnt 9/25/2005 11:13 AM EST Pioneer "I told you we were lost... Just like a male, refusing to stop for directions!" Post 9/25/2005 11:12 AM EST Pioneer "Devil's Eating Lunch" (view) Cmnt 9/24/2005 11:39 PM EST FreeSpirit " Get a grip! here comes the Priest now... I'm telling you coming out will be th... (full) Cmnt 9/24/2005 10:35 PM EST flyingb devil's picnic Cmnt 9/24/2005 10:33 PM EST sharingcher Wait a minute, Mister, I didn't even kiss her... Cmnt 9/24/2005 10:30 PM EST sharingcher Devilish Brownbagging Picnic Cmnt 9/23/2005 10:27 PM EST Galletas Para Vida "First one who turns red g... (full) Cmnt 9/23/2005 10:18 PM EST Galletas Para Vida Canadian Honeymooners Cmnt 9/23/2005 6:26 PM EST Mr President "Dammit, deviled eggs again!" Cmnt 9/23/2005 4:45 PM EST Pioneer Mother always did like you better. Cmnt 9/23/2005 3:54 PM EST E.M. Diesel "Mr Donahue, how dare you come on the Factor and try to tell me we are two of a ... (full) Cmnt 9/23/2005 12:27 PM EST platkat Just push the button on this Damninator 3000 and you'll send people to hell up t... (full) Cmnt 9/22/2005 2:15 PM EST imirish55 "Ok Rita, you got Houston covered?" Cmnt 9/22/2005 10:53 AM EST Jennifer Sure beats hot lunch! Cmnt 9/22/2005 9:18 AM EST Depressed We've really gotta start coordinating our outfits. Cmnt 9/22/2005 2:09 AM EST Spiffyqueen "I'll trade you 10 souls for your pudding." -Spiffyqueen Cmnt 9/21/2005 10:46 PM EST Pioneer Sorry... I thought you had heard about the layoffs! Cmnt 9/21/2005 10:31 PM EST muttonjeff All In! Post 9/21/2005 10:47 AM EST Pioneer "Funny Photo #1" (view) Cmnt 9/20/2005 6:07 AM EST JannyBear Fraidy Cat Fred says: “I don’t got no money... just got done gamblin at the “Goo... (full) Cmnt 9/19/2005 9:19 AM EST Pioneer "No, I swear, my name is not Hugh Grant!" Cmnt 9/18/2005 5:54 PM EST Galletas para vida Gas money...you don't even... (full) Cmnt 9/18/2005 5:39 PM EST JannyBear "Whadda'ya mean you ain't gonna watch "Prison Break" ?!... whadda'ya mean your g... (full) Cmnt 9/18/2005 5:11 PM EST Galletas para vida "Honest...I don't work for FEMA."