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Tuesday November 15, 2005

 Penguins...
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And the winner is... (sorry for the delay):

Blackstone with his play on the old cliche:

"See, I told you the Emperor had no clothes."

Very clever!

Blackstone wins a 1 year premium membership to GreetingCards.com (I'll mail you details this weekend Blackstone).

Congratulations!

I'll get a new one up next week. This picture worked out really well!

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Sorry for the delay... here is the latest photo! Same rules as before. I'll select a winner on Monday morning. Up to 2 submissions per person. Winner gets a one year premium membership to GreetingCards.com.

Let's see those captions!



Posted by Pioneer at 12:19 AM - 38 Comments   Add a Comment  
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Hey, you snooze you lose Brother- Thats my chick now.  
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by CiaMarie (PM , CC ) on Tuesday November 15, 2005 @ 10:47 AM
It wasn't until after graduating dental school, that Wobbles realized the sad irony of his career choice.  
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by The Vessel (PM , CC ) on Tuesday November 15, 2005 @ 11:59 AM
The problem with penguin ballet: "Which one's supposed to be the Sugar Plum Fairy?" "I don't know. They all look alike."  
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by The Vessel (PM , CC ) on Tuesday November 15, 2005 @ 12:31 PM
"I told you not to bring your friends home for dinner unless you call me first".....  
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by Mtnclimbers (PM , CC ) on Tuesday November 15, 2005 @ 6:54 PM
See, I told you the Emperor had no clothes.  
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by Blackstone (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 16, 2005 @ 7:25 PM
This whole "going north for the winter" seemed fishy to me.  
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by Blackstone (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 16, 2005 @ 7:28 PM
"I told you we should have coordinated outfits!" -Spiffyqueen  
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by Spiffyqueen (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 16, 2005 @ 7:36 PM
WOW! Look at the size of his feet!  
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by SqWheel (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 16, 2005 @ 9:05 PM
I've told you!! We're not going to the dance; I've absolutely nothing to wear.  
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by SqWheel (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 16, 2005 @ 9:08 PM
I'm telling ya this "Speed Dating on Ice" thing is going to give the Ice Capades a run for their money!  
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by FreeSpirit (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 16, 2005 @ 11:37 PM
"Hey, fish-breath!" "What, Tennessee?" "Have you seen Chumley, or Mr. Whoopie today?"  
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by Stuart (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 17, 2005 @ 12:21 AM
Hey! Did he just say speed date? No way man! I came here for the free bait...forget this...  
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by FreeSpirit (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 17, 2005 @ 1:30 PM
OK, Say Ahhh.  
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by Poolshark (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 17, 2005 @ 7:30 PM
I'm afraid those tonsils will have to come out.  
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by Poolshark (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 17, 2005 @ 7:36 PM
"I left my tux at the cleaners!!"  
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by Trivia Dad (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 17, 2005 @ 8:05 PM
"I left my tux at the cleaners!!"  
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by Trivia Dad (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 17, 2005 @ 8:05 PM
"you forgot to fold the clothes." "we dont have enough fish and chips!"  
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by rosemarygracelea (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 17, 2005 @ 11:10 PM
ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE. IT IS YOUR TURN TO SCRUB THE STONES!  
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by C. Forest Fortreas (PM , CC ) on Friday November 18, 2005 @ 12:42 PM
"Just who do you think you are? Trying to out-dress me *and* eat all my food?"  
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by A. M. S. (PM , CC ) on Friday November 18, 2005 @ 5:43 PM
Yea Penny, I heard. Bird flu is in Vietnam. Well, Those little peepers will never make it to the poles.  
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by Stealtharachnid (PM , CC ) on Saturday November 19, 2005 @ 1:27 AM
Danny Devito, You're not.  
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by Stealtharachnid (PM , CC ) on Saturday November 19, 2005 @ 1:36 AM
"Hey! Ya know what, Fishbreath?" "What, Tennessee?" That Morgan Freeman's an okay guy for someone not having any flippers." "And guess what else, Fishbreath!? "What else, Tennessee?" "Morgan was born in Memphis." "Say what, Tennessee?" "Yeah, fish-for-brains, Tennessee!"  
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by Stuart (PM , CC ) on Saturday November 19, 2005 @ 8:13 PM
I'm telling you there really was ice here last week, but it is gone now. This global warming is for the birds.  
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by nhbneil (PM , CC ) on Saturday November 19, 2005 @ 8:28 PM
This is so much nicer now that all that slippery ice has melted. This global warming thing really is for us birds.  
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by nhbneil (PM , CC ) on Saturday November 19, 2005 @ 8:41 PM
I Think these two bird brains are going to feather it out.  
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by tarilastank (PM , CC ) on Sunday November 20, 2005 @ 11:38 PM
"Am too." "Am not." "Am too." "Am not."  
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by Mary (PM , CC ) on Monday November 21, 2005 @ 4:41 AM
I WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS FAMILY AND I SAY THE BOYS CAN PLAY UP THERE! Sharron  
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by Sharron (PM , CC ) on Monday November 21, 2005 @ 5:59 AM
Penguin Marriage Counselor-Seriously rethinking the group-outing! Sharron  
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by Sharron (PM , CC ) on Monday November 21, 2005 @ 6:11 AM
"So you see, I have always been a snappy dresser...." " Hey Bob, long time no see, what have you been up to? You look really good in that suit you got from Goodwill...hope it fits still." "Do I know you???"  
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by madison marina (PM , CC ) on Monday November 21, 2005 @ 9:15 AM
I feel like a human at a wedding, don't you?  
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by Tammy (PM , CC ) on Tuesday November 22, 2005 @ 6:51 AM
"...and I'm telling you ice does melt, turn off the heater!"  
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by Mr President (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 23, 2005 @ 1:11 PM
"Don't yell at us...the invitation said 'Black tie optional.'"  
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by Mr President (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 23, 2005 @ 1:29 PM
You said this was a nude beach.  
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by Mr President (PM , CC ) on Wednesday November 30, 2005 @ 2:25 AM
"Okay, you're right...I am just like the rest of them!"  
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by Mr President (PM , CC ) on Saturday December 3, 2005 @ 12:48 PM
I know you have been busy. I like the Emoticons. Makes me wonder about using the Greeting Cards; any chance of getting them during the holiday season. After you have won a funny caption prize, can you still participate? With or without a prize?  
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by Blackstone (PM , CC ) on Friday December 9, 2005 @ 11:00 AM
LOL-Good stuff.  
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by jtaylor1900 (PM , CC ) on Friday December 9, 2005 @ 11:01 AM
Are you going to continue doing this? It looks like fun.  
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by NV Lobbyist (PM , CC ) on Monday December 12, 2005 @ 8:11 PM
this is sooooo cute. wonder what they are saying to each other????  
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by The River Rat (PM , CC ) on Monday March 13, 2006 @ 7:59 AM


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